The Bush Joke!
Sunday, September 10, 2006
George Bush meets with the Queen of England.
He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such
an efficient government? Are there any tips you
can give to me?"
"Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing
is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Bush frowns. "But how do I know the people
around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy.
You just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle."
The Queen pushes a button on her intercom.
"Please, send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walks into the room. "Yes, my Queen?"
The Queen smiles "Answer me this, please, Tony.
Your mother and father have a child. It is not your
brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair
answers, "Well, your Majesty, that would be me."
"Yes, Very good," says the Queen
Bush goes back home to ask Dick Cheney, his
Vice President, the same question. "Dick, answer
this for me. Your mother and your father have a
child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister.
Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," says Cheney, "let me get back to
you on that one." Cheney goes to his Advisors and
asks every one, but none can give him an answer.
Finally, he ends up in the men's room and
recognizes Colin Powell's shoes in the next stall.
Cheney shouts, "Colin! Can you answer this for
me? Your mother and father have a child and it's
not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Colin Powell yells back, "That's easy. It's me!"
Cheney smiles, and says, "Thanks!"
Then, Cheney goes back to speak with
Bush. "Say, I did some research and I have the
answer to that riddle. It's Colin Powell."
Bush gets up, stomps over to Cheney and angrily
yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"
**Lol!! hahaha!! la lang.. la mgawa eh..... tsk. tsk.
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